high flying
hayread:

This is so cool! But how do you get on the bed?

wait is that bar under the bed for if you fall out so you can grab onto something? 

Anonymous said: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

(via sabrinanelliejuarez)

The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation

(via princessofnana)

— this is so true. there’s some people who i just get no anxiety with at all and i feel comfortable around them right away.

(Source: sweetcheeksaremadeofthese, via sabrinanelliejuarez)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via gnarly)

luxbae:

All I asked was how he was doing smh

My friends trying to motivate me into productivity
thefinnishgypsy:

vampire-shadow:

heyfunniest:

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

yay, for five seconds we can ignore who is ‘leading’ us and be proud of fellow aussies

I’m moving to fucking australia 

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

literally me

(Source: instantlys, via stability)

peace-and-awe:

flowers in boston
my original photography- please do not remove credit
pureblindingcolour:

pureblindingcolour

florid